GIVEAWAY: Your Edward Cullen Reaction - Winner gets a free shirt!
Imagine being stuck in an elevator packed full of people. Then, out of nowhere, Edward Cullen walks in and takes the spot next to you (for the sake of this contest, he is real). What do you do? Giggle? Run away? Talk to him? Give us your silliest reaction and you can win a free Twilight shirt from cafepress!
WINNER: KaylaI would probably mutter under my breath, “HOlY SCHNITZEL TURTLE MONKEYS” (and i have been known to say that on occasion by the way, haha), then i would probably give Edward a murderous glare for making me hyperventilate in an elevator, of which i already do not like. In the middle of hyperventilating on the floor in his arms, i would immediately stop hyperventilating and breathing when he dazzles me with his golden eyes:). After that i would ask him if he wanted to grab a coffee.
In an attempt to be debonair i would lead him out of the elevator strolling, then fall flat on my face when i trip on the floor runners for the elevator doors.
Poor me. Then he would make hasty escape and i would laugh hysterically until Jacob came by to help me up.”
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October 22nd, 2009 at 5:37 PM
Uhm… wow ha!
I honestly probably wouldn’t know what to do or say.
I would probably be so mortified that I would gape for about a good minute, scream, and then wet my pants.
I wouldn’t say, or do anything… I would just make a complete fool out of myself in everyway possible.
Their are probably MORE embarrasing things I could do… But in that situation… It wouldn’t be elaborate embarrasment, just the basics :).
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:42 PM
I’d scoot so close to him! Then I’d Think in my head how cute he is, and tell him I know he could read my mind and tell him he has some awesome hair!! Then ask for a hug!! and of course GROWLLLL!!
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:43 PM
Holy crap, if that happened to me first of all i would be standing absolutely still (besides the people pushing and whatnot) and just staring. Yes, i’d be dazzled. Even more so when he took the spot next to me. I’d stare for a while, no doubt. Maybe he’d pretend he didn’t notice or maybe he’d glance in my direction. Even if he did or he didn’t I’d eventually get out what i wanted to say. (well he’d read my mind first so i wouldn’t have to say it but whatever xD) I would tell him everything i know, about vampires, his family, and then ask in a small voice, “Bite me, please?” and then smile. If he accepted, YAY. If not, I’d remind him that i know too much and the Volutri would kill me if I wasn’t turned or killed. Now i know he wouldn’t kill and innocent human so if he then gave in, YAY. If not i’d threaten to give myself of the volturi. Commit suicide, yes. If he THEN gave in, YAY. If not i have no idea what i’d do then. xD
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:45 PM
I Would Look At Him And Say “Carlisle Hotter!!!”
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:46 PM
I would quietly giggle like a little girl.. because in head I would be thinking.. how gorgeous is this man!!!!! This of course would only make me giggle louder and longer. HE HE HA HA
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:46 PM
I would tell him a lame joke from a Popsicle stick!
“What’s a geologist’s favorite kind of music?”
Rock.
Even though it’s not funny, watching his dumbfounded reaction would make the situation funny– who tells Edward Cullen lame jokes in elevators?!
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:46 PM
I’d faint. Without thinking, he would touch me in attempt to make sure I am okay…I would feel his cool hands brush against my arms. He would quickly pull away, and step off elavator.And at that exact moment, I wouldn’t be able to contain myself anymore. I would scream “YES! Edward touched me..I am going to sell my arms on E-Bay!”
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:47 PM
I would look at him and say. hey dont I know you from somewhere? and then laugh and indroduce myself and ask him how his family is doing, and ask him how he likes Rob Pattinson playing him in a moive. Then give him a hug
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:48 PM
movie*
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:48 PM
“Can I have those Ray-Bans?”
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:48 PM
i would probably take to looks to make sure it was him and then be like oh crap its edward cullen then i would be like crap he can read my mind then i would just shut up and stop thinking for the longest time then finally turn around to face him and start hyperventilating and telling my self breath in and out end and out then i would be thinking just ask him just ask him and then i would take that last breath “huh” can i have your digits!!!! muhahaha!!
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:49 PM
I would stare at him for a long time with my mouth open lol… and then ill pinch myself just to make sure im not dreaming =)
Then after i find my voice ill be like “Hey… your edward cullen…thats pretty cool.” lol i would be all calm and the “Can i touch you PLEASE!!!” Then ill try and be his best friend and ask for his number and follow him home ;]
I would be a total stalker and he wouldnt even know it {{hopefully}}
If he doesnt want to give me his number i would stop the elevator so he can live the rest of our lives together in that little space {{evil grin}}
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:50 PM
“Can I see you dazzle? I know a meadow that’s nearby.”
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:50 PM
omfg its edward cullen… *giggle* cool he can read my thoughts kinda like a jedi he is soo amazing
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:51 PM
i would probley be listening to my iphone, and than when he walks in i would start convusling and prorbley start repeating the lyrics im listening to just to start up a conversation with him. he would probley look at me like im crazy, or totally dig it if the song im listening to is one of his favorites. all the while, im growing faint and than have to ask where his father works so i can get a “check up”.
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:52 PM
after being done hyperventilating
i would be like “Soo Edward.. you know bella?.. well im way better than her” haha
or i would probably scream “Bite me ohh please bite me” haha
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:53 PM
haha ide proably try to play it all cool and stuff and…. hand him the bottle cap form my waterbottle and be like….hope this inspires you.
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:53 PM
I would just turn to him and say:
“can i see you sparkle?”
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:54 PM
Wow…my heart would probably start racing really fast from being so nervous and not knowing what to do or say to him. Knowing that this would be like my ONLY chance to EVER be stuck in an elevator with Edward Cullen, I’d probably say hi and give him my best smile and try to not faint by his dazzling powers! Then I’d tell him how he’s one of my favorite fictional characters and how I think there really should be more guys like him out there! Then I’d ask him how the family is and if Alice has seen anything interesting happening in the future of the world. Casual conversation would be best so as to not scare him off! I would definitely ask for a hug though haha, how many people could say they hugged Edward Cullen while stuck in an elevator?! I would definitely take a picture too! Maybe 2 or 3 pictures just to be safe
Then I would wish him luck and happiness in his many more centuries of life and thank him for talking to me and be on my merry way feeling that my life was complete after that experience 
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:55 PM
i would be all “hey, why dont you come over to my house and you can pretend i’m bella” or i’d hug him and give him a kiss on the cheek
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:55 PM
by fictional character, i mean in a book…that is, if we’re supposing the books are real and Edward is real too…confusing a bit..haha
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:56 PM
This happened to me before so let me recall my experience:
Edward Cullen walked into the elevator and I was dazzled to the point of unconscious. Unfortunately, the forty year old man with his overweight cat and the lady with the pigtails and unibrow beside me also fainted. At this moment, the sheer size of the cat caused the elevator to screech and then fall. I did not understand what happened next, but I found myself in the hospital screaming hysterically about overweight cats with unibrows. I awoke to find Mr. Cullen (typing out his entire name may cause me to go into a permanent state of unconscious) sitting beside me, his hand lovingly touching a strand of my hair. I tried to ask what happened but it sounded like “no, no, you can’t, no, no, please, no, no”. If you need reference to the sound I made, please watch the Bella post-vampire hospital plea with the actor who portrayed Mr. Cullen. Now back to the story. Edward, who se golden eyes were questioning my sanity, smiled and took out a black book and placed it on the desk. I thought it was the Bible, but then I noticed the font. It was indeed the “BIBLE”, but with Twilight cover font. I was beyond confused. Then Edward reached down, opened his mouth, and stuck his fangs into my…
No, that can’t be correct. Real vampires don’t have fangs. They sparkle. Sorry. I meant that Edward sparkled into my neck. This cured my sickness.
Then I woke up from that dream and found myself on hisgoldeneyes typing up an account of this experience. I hope to see Mr. Cullen again, since he has some serious explaining to do. Until then, I shall read my BIBLE which reads:
In the beginning, Edward Cullen - and now I can’t remember what it says because I just fainted.
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:57 PM
I would faint (into his lap of course). Being the loving guy he is and he would stay until I woke up.
Then I’d say “Bella is cheating on you with Carlisle, wanna get her back?”
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:57 PM
Me– i know what you are
Ed– umm.. what?
Me– i know what you are!
ed– ok?..
me– if i could dream at all.. it would be about you
ed– *looks at me funny*
me– *smiles*
just then we reach the floor. being the gentelman he is, lets everyone out first. i wait for him and we talk and talk.. and the rest is history
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:57 PM
i would blush and say don’t i know you from somewhere?
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:57 PM
I would first do a double take. then start fidgeting and probably drop something of mine like an idiot (in a way like bella lol) he would pick it up for me and Id say thank you looking into those amazing eyes. oh lord, Id melt. Then I’d take out my camera and take a picture with him and ask him to bite me ! yes I know that sounds dangerous. but just bite like my finger and Id be hapypy for the rest of my life, then tell him he’s hot. thats it
lol
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:57 PM
I would probably mutter under my breath, “HOlY SCHNITZEL TURTLE MONKEYS” (and i have been known to say that on occasion by the way, haha), then i would probably give Edward a murderous glare for making me hyperventilate in an elevator, of which i already do not like. In the middle of hyperventilating on the floor in his arms, i would immediately stop hyperventilating and breathing when he dazzles me with his golden eyes:). After that i would ask him if he wanted to grab a coffee.
In an attempt to be debonair i would lead him out of the elevator strolling, then fall flat on my face when i trip on the floor runners for the elevator doors.
Poor me. Then he would make hasty escape and i would laugh hysterically until Jacob came by to help me up.
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:58 PM
Not only would I be staring, but I would probably be staring with my mouth WIDE open. Once I sort of got control of myself, I would tell him how gorgeous he is, ask if I could touch his face, then keep my hand(s) on him for as long as he would let me… I would NEVER was that hand again as long as I live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:59 PM
Edward Cullen + Me
in an elevador
=
A million thoughts running through my head some being…
“Did I wear deodorant?”
“I wonder what he smells like?”
“Can I lick him?”
“Will he mind if I grovel at his feet?”
“How can I get that bitch from accounting out of here?”
“He really does sparkle.”
“I wonder if he can fit into the trunk of my car?”
“What was that beep?”
“Wait where did he go?”
NO!!!
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:00 PM
I would scream, attack him, squeeze him as tight as possible and never let go. i would get a big black garbage bag shove him in it, tie it and carry it to my car. keep him there foreverr until i get home than cage him and never let him go until he agrees to marry me and have a half vampire baby than change me. thankfully, he doesnt need air while he is in the bag.
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:00 PM
Omg! If that happened to me, I would just be staring at him with my mouth hanging open. I’m such a shy person too, so I woudn’t be able to say nothing. Then he would get out of the elevator and he would be looking at me like I’m a freak.
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:01 PM
I would pull the marriage liscense I keep in my purse that has his name and mine on it and ask for his John handcock on the dotted line.
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:01 PM
um. hi. are you edward cullen?
yeah. how do you know?
um. well okay you are. georgeous o_o even more georgeouser than i imagined.
oh..kay?
IM SORRY. i must sound like such a stalker JEEZ D:
um. okay. well how do u know my name?
…er….well…okay..ummmm.. so you see.. well its a long story.
i have time. we’re stuck in an elevator, right?
uh. right. okay well so im obsessed with this book series called twilight
oh? i’ve heard of it. i think.
yeah. its about you and bella.
seriously?
yep. every single detail of your lives.
that’s creepy.
don’t say that! i love the book series. O:
um. therefore you’re creepy too.
i guess i am but NONONO DONT LEAAVE ..I LOVE YOU EDWARD!!!
what?
I LOVEYOUILOVEYOU don’t leave me T-T i shall go cliff diving. D:
that’s kind of ridiculous. it doesn’t work on me anymore. the fangirls keep trying that but you know. it’s only bella. i know ur kidding.
but but but I LOVE YOU isn’t that enough? YOU ARE THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE FOR MEH. don’t go! oh come on. stop walking. turnn around and come back to me.
YOU ARE CREEPY. freaky fangirls. -_-
no but then *sigh* okay. since this thing isn’t working, im gonna try another strategy
what?
blackmail >:)
oh? what do u have to blackmail me with.
I KNOW YOU BROKE ESME’S FAVORITE VASE
so does she. thats’ an empty threat.
I KNOW WHETHER YOU HAVE BOXERS OR BRIEFS.
WHAT?
yes. i know. i knowww >:]
oh my D:
be scared. come back.
um. but then i have to get back to bella.
if you don’t, I SHALL TELL ZEE REST OF THE FANGIRLS WHERE YOU ARE. (joking but, who needs to know that?
WHY? why must u do this to me T-T im innocent.
er.. and gorgeous? and beautiful? and a vampire?
i think i should get going *narrows eyes at me*
*sigh* edward?
yes.
i know.
..i know that you know whether i wear boxers or briefs….
no. im talkin’ bout the other knowing thing.
what…? im not getting you.
I KNOW VAHT YEW ARRE. …*creepy sounds*
uh. okay O.O how do u know
YOU ARZ A VAMPAIYAH.
er. okay enoguh with the weird talking.
okay fine. i know ur a vampire.
YOU ARE NOT SPOSED TO KNOW THAT! SHHH its a secret. O.O i hope you havent told anyone.’
erm. a bit too late for that, dontcha think? D:
Fml.
yes. fyl indeed D: you are exposed!
oh no.
now. i need you to do something for me.
i want you to bite me.
er. i cant do that.
why not?
because. im eternally dedicated to BELLA remember? if she hears about me biting someone else it’d be weird.
how so. ur just biting me -_-
because my venom will be in you and she’ll smell it. i feel like such a traitor
but I REALLY WANNA BE A VAMP T_T
sorry sugar. doesn’t work that way.
you suck.
only animal blood. come on. gimme a break -.- im a VAMPIRE. okay?
fine. but you still suck T-T i wanna be a vammpiree and you wont turnn me into oneee. bill compton did it to jessica in true blood.
because he had no choice. i have a choice here.
fine. *sigh*
i have to go.
why?
because i said so. i have to get back to BELLA. you know? MY WIFE? yeah of course you know cause you know everything, don’tcha?
yes. fear me edward. i know about your paranoia with feather pillows.
._. seriously?
yup.
you’re a creeper.
tell that to the rest of the twilighters D:
*sigh* i can’t hide forever can i?
nope. edward. gotta face the truth.
darn.
but its okay we twilight fangirls love you [:
thanks?
you're welcome. and can i have a hug?
why?
cause you're gorgeous. remember? *duh face*
but im a vampire. and im freezing cold.
bella didn't have a problem with that and neither do i.
uh. okay *hug*
*never lets go*
you can let me go now.
no i cant.
why. buti have to get back to bella.
*sniff* and i thought i was actually getting somewhere..
:]
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:01 PM
“Yo.”
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:02 PM
ohh i would also have an enourmous twitching sezure. and i twitch frequently. and eat him. oh wait is thatt cannibalism? he isntt human? but i love him idk. yum.
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:07 PM
I would go CRAZY! The funny this is that I got stuck in an elevator a week ago by myself and I’m scared of them now! If Edward was with me I’d still be able to go on elevators today..*sniff sniff*…that is, after I wake up from my coma, of course. You see, if I got to be stuck in an elevator with Edward Cullen I’d have the Twilight Frenzy Symptoms. This includes giggling, eeping, screaming, fainting, and having trouble breathing. Cause I’m just that cool =)
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:07 PM
Well, when he first walks in, I wouldn’t make eye contact (because I am one mysterious lady! :P) and would then take out my tape recorder that I keep handy, despite the fact that it is no longer the 90’s, and begin to record my audio diary for the day. I then go on to describe his golden eyes (lol, get it?), his awesome hair, and his fine, god-like body just like in the book. I mean, come on guys, he already knows what we are thinking. Might as well get your thoughts outloud while you are still staring at him and trapped in an elevator. Then I would keep the tape for future reference.
lol
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:10 PM
hahaha. well…
I would be in shock for about 5 minutes… and then I would get on my phone and sign onto twitter ans tweet that I was standing next to edward cullen in an elevator. then get a picture with him and put it on twitpic and myspace. And I wouldn’t try to be too creepy and get a normal conversation going, so that when he leaves he might give me his cell number
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:15 PM
I would freak out in my mind, but try really hard not to show it. I’d probably just stand there. Then, I would remember that he can read minds, and I’d start freaking out even MORE, trying not to think about him so he doesn’t think I’m a creeper. Which wouldn’t work, so I’d probably just keep on freaking out until I started hyperventilating or something of that nature. Then he’d ask if I was okay. I would say the first thing I could think of, which would probably be something REALLY lame like, “I just got my library card, and I’m checking you out.” Then I would run off the elevator in embarrassment at the next floor. But it would be AWESOME, even if I did completely embarrass myself.
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:15 PM
If Edward Cullen ended up standing next to me in an elevator? I’d probably stare and maybe start hyperventilating. Then I’d smile and end up saying something awkward, about how dazzling he looks or maybe just ask about his reaction to the swine flu epidemic. It’d be mean, but hey at least we’d have something in common. Flu pandemics only come around so often, folks.
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:15 PM
standing their. between a weird asian guy and a grandma he comes in..
my mind goes crazy and heart is racing.i cant get the words to speak but my mind is racing—does he see me. would he mind if i smell him. what does his skin feel like. why does this guys next to me smell so bad. would he ever let me ride him like a spider monkey. is he a cat or dog person. would he turn me. right here right now. would he mind if i followed him around. does he miss food. is he hungry…
Then he looks back with his amazing grin. then i remeber he can read my mind. all of our minds. was he reading mine.. or the weird guy next to me with a weird smile on..
then he winked at me. i faited. it was hot in their.. when i awake im in the lobby and all i can see is his amazing smile
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:17 PM
well… if i hadn’t passed out already,the first thing i would do was think ALOT of thing in my head to see if he could read my mind. if he could i would try to hold a conversation with him in my head. i would ask hima about bella and renesmee and ask if he has any other cute vampire friends that are as nice as he is, and are interested in dating a human! lol! i would also cuss out the volturi profussly!!!if he couldnt read my mind, i would try to get his attention, and ask if we could hang out and talk sometime, saying that i would keep his secret(even though the whole world knows it now)! i would then proceed to covertly smell him to see if he smelled as intoxicating as the books described him. then i would ask him what he thought of the books, and see if they were really accurate. i would aslo slyly try to find a way to touch him, because im really curious how a vampire feels. lastly i would smile politly and then proceed to “faint” so he could carry me to the nearest hospital and continue our conversation, because a crowded elevator is really not the best place to hold a secret conversatiion about vampires and mythical creatures! overall it would be probably the BEST day of my life, but i might also be kind of sad to know that he existed, but you couldnt have him because it would be mean to steal him from bella. yup thats pretty much all i would be able to handle doing while keeping my composure and trying not to drool on his designer shoes!
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:19 PM
Omg.,if I saw him I would probably start hiperventalating..then i would not know what to say.. He’ll probably think I’m crazy .. If he said hi to me I would start screaming and giggle alot .. Then I would pass out hopefully he will catch me then I will try to KISS him…!!!!!:)
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:21 PM
Well, he’s obviously taken already, so I would just smile and nod…and probably try to sneak a quick sniff of him. I hear he smells good.
Oh, and I would try to keep my thoughts PG. After all, the guy read minds.
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:21 PM
I would yell spider and jump in to his arms pulling my cloth’s off like the spider is on me. Then i would rip his cloths off and we would wake up with feathers in our hair and bruises all over. then we would look around and see everyone watching LOL.
Cause the exact second Edward Cullen walks in to a elevator I’m on know one else would exist in my mind.
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:21 PM
Omg i would go crazy, well in my head i would. If there weren’t so many people around me pushing and shoving i would probably have a E.S.C, an Edward Cullen Seizure, i usually have these when a new trailer of the twilight saga comes out and something happens with edward, but now that EDWARD CULLEN is here standing right i would be screaming, freaking out going crazy right then and there. I mean come one its EDWARD CULLEN, you can’t just expect me to stay calm at a once in a life time experience like this one. First i would bombard him with different questions then when i’m done i’ll give him a huge hug. And when he leaves the elevator, i would scream at the top of my lungs, “Omg, i just met Edward Cullen and i gave him a hug!” and i wouldn’t care who heard, then i would faint.
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:22 PM
i would slap him and ask “WHERE IS JACOB?!?!”
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:22 PM
I would say in my best EC imitation voice(just like he says in the movie to Bella when he introduced himself in the lab) “Hello. I’m April Kuhlmann…”
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:23 PM
Kiss me edward!!!! Please?
Or
I would say some cheesie line like… What are you doing walking around in the plane day light? I know a place thats quiet and dark
Or
I would ” accidentaly” trip and lean on him for support. ” oh thanks that was so nice of you!” can i offer you a coffee later i know an expresso place right down the street?
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:24 PM
First i scream inside my head realizing what has just happened. Then i check to see if he is wearing a wedding band. If he is then i get out my phone and take a picture of him. If he isnt then i shoot very close and wishper in his ear i know what you are!!! I then walk out of the elevator with him and convince him to turn my into a vampire, if he says no…i offer to babysit reneesme!
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:25 PM
I would try to wake my self up because it would have to be a dream.
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:25 PM
well… i would probably start hyperventilating, and then he would ask me if a was ok and i would just stand there like a crazy person. and then pass out. and then i would wake up in the hospital and my doctor would be carlisle
(long story short)
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:27 PM
“Do I smell edible to you today? Im wearing your favourite, Strawberry shampoo”
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:32 PM
This is a mock story of what would happen:
It’s hot. This elevator is the largest elevator I’ve ever been in; and even so, it still reminds me of McDonald’s in the afternoon. The beefy man directly across from me smiles leeringly. Disgusting. He frowns, apparently unaware of his negative effect on the atmosphere of the entire room. The gangster dude to my right snickers and gives a thumbs up. I can’t help fight the smile that finds its way on my face. Complete and utter silence envelopes the room. The elevator music mysteriously died down when the beefy man decided to torture us with his presence. The door opens, and I groan. The elevator was already so full!
I know it’s him before I see his face. That gorgeous blob of hair that so many girls have screamed over. How his clothes fit over his body to perfection. One Mister Cullen shuffled past me with a muffled yet ever so polite pardon. His sweet smell washed over me, so intoxicating. The elevator’s 10×10 space that once only seemed like a sauna suddenly warped into a volcanic eruption. I found myself unconsciously edging towards his cologne. Beefy’s eyes bug out. Gangster can’t decide if he wants to laugh at Beefy or my reaction to Beefy’s face.
Throughout the exchange of this extremely awkward moment, Mr. Cullen remains quite oblivious, or at least it seems like that. I keep my eyes trained on his hair, knowing that the slightest loss of concentration and I’d be a goner. I knew that no matter what happened. I could not and would not look into those divine eyes. While I pondered these thoughts, Gangster skillfully maneuvered through the mesh of crowd and got behind me. He gave a wicked, gleeful laugh and pushed me towards Mr. Cullen. Gangster obviously doesn’t know his own strength, because I catapult straight across the room like a bullet and crash into a body. I know who’s body it is. I know that none of the businessmen in this room could possess such a godly body. I jerk backwards, ramming back into Gangster. He gives me a impish and pained look. I stick my tongue out at him. My ear twitches - I need to hear that chuckle again. So I do the first thing that pops into my mind. I punch that sucker of a gangster in the face. He howls and stumbles backwards, causing a domino effect across multiple fat businessmen.
I march right up to him and poke him in the chest. “Mister. I don’t know who you are, but let me tell you something. You don’t mess with this chick.”
I paused, savoring the chuckle from behind me, then continued, “You know, I go to church and the good Bible says to turn the other cheek when someone does you wrong. However, my interpretation of “turning the other cheek” means turning the other person’s cheek with a good right hand slap. Listen. You mess with me and you mess the hand. And if I can’t get the hand to your face, you better bet my mouth will reach you from across the universe. “Ain’t no mountain high enough, ain’t no valley low, ain’t no river wide enough to keep me from getting to you.”
Huffing and puffing, I turned to receive something that resembled the final verse of the Messiah. Edward Cullen. Laughing. On the floor. I swear if he could cry he would have been right then and there. I allowed a small smirk before offering a hand to help him up. He gladly took that hand, smiling all the way.
“You sound like an extremely sophisticated person,” he remarked.
I melted, leaning into his personal bubble a little bit more. He didn’t seem fazed. I leaned in more.
“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to go off like that,” I mumbled.
“No, no!” he exclaimed, eyes widening. “I’d imagine that in this dreary lifestyle you’d need a combustion every once and a while.”
“Spontaneous combustion,” I snickered.
“What was that?”
“Ooooh, nothing.”
I fiddled with my purse.
“Actually,” I said after a little while, “I pretty much have the attention span of an unconscious goldfish.”
“Now really.” He leaned forward a little more, a mischievous glint in his topaz eyes. But I didn’t look into those eyes too long! Never fear!
“Yes,” I stuttered, temporarily dazzled. I swear it’s like looking into the sun for too long. “Sometimes meetings can be quite the party life. I have such a good time!”
“But,” I continued, dryly, “sometimes all I’m able to learn in certain meetings are that there are 574 tiles on the ceiling and 364 on the floor, four cracks to the left of the podium and a dead spider in the far left-hand corner.”
He cracked another smile.
“I like you,” he said.
I paused, shocked. What exactly are you supposed to say when the sexiest man alive tells you something like that?
I didn’t have an answer, so I fainted. I think he caught me.
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:36 PM
“do you wanna make some of my favorite fanfiction come true with me” “pleez say yes pleez say yess”
“which one” hed say
“you can choose i just want a fluffy one”
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:40 PM
“Can I touch your hair?”
xD
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:42 PM
Freak’s come out in the night…
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:43 PM
I would say: “Hey, So your the lion? Could i be the lamb?” Lol.
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:46 PM
i’d hyperventilate with a million thoughts racing in my head about how beautiful he is. Hopefully he’d be flattered and not creeped out!!! :p
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:46 PM
I would reach out and touch his hand to see how cold it really is. Then again, he would know it before i did it, but i would still try. lol
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:46 PM
and if I’m not he’d probably say Katee “I’m sorry but that spot is taken” narrow’s golden eyes at you with such sincerity.
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:48 PM
He’d probably say once again, “Your a very predictable one but no harm done. I’m cold blooded”
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:49 PM
After a few seconds I would say, “So… I hear B Positive is pretty tasty…”
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:51 PM
tell him that christian slater’s voice makes me wanna slap a cat. i would then proceed to give him the beginning dialogue of interview with a vampire and ask him if i could interview him.
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:51 PM
I would suck in a big gulp of air and then bite my tongue to keep from yelling obscenities at him. I would turn beat red in the face, look down at the floor and chant in my head, “Don’t think dirty thoughts, Don’t think dirty thoughts…” As soon as he stepped out, he would turn back, and look at me weird.. the doors would close and my world would turn black.
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:52 PM
HAHA no johanna.
Edward Cullen would probably say something along the lines as this…”I apologies if I’ve led you on to believe that I’m single..but…every married man has his day right?” then his lips would part for a second, a flash of bladed teeth and lip. “Till death”
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:53 PM
I would look at him, then think “So you’re Edward Cullen, huh?”
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:54 PM
haha so stupid JB make me a short story i wanna read sumthin and i’m bored…pweeze
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:55 PM
I’m not good at composeing fan fic at the top of my head and we are only supposed to leave comments….
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:56 PM
I would look at him, then think “So you’re Edward Cullen, huh?” Then he’d look surprised and I’d think “So.. I hear I’m pretty tasty…”
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:56 PM
jump on him and ask him to sparkle for me
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:56 PM
read the stories already entered haha.
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:57 PM
They suck and its cliche…I like your stories..
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:57 PM
I would secretly lean back and cut off a couple pieces of hair. 1 piece I would sell on Ebay, another piece I would stitch into my own hair. The last piece I would eat so I could always have him with me. Is that weird?
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:57 PM
I would knock out all the other people on the elevator hit the emergency button so the elevator would freeze, grab edward by his shirt and start kissing with a passion untold to humans. and get his number of course
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:58 PM
FINE!!! BUT I SUCK GOING OFF OF MY HEAD BUT IF YOU INSIST I SHALL COMMENCE WITH THE STORY TELLING AND BESIDES MY MOM JUST BANISHED ME FROM MY VCR
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:59 PM
yippy!!! *lays down and listens*
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:04 PM
Today is the day I think to myself starring at myself in the mirror but not fully understanding why I felt compelled to at the same time. I looked like any other distressed teenage girl who get’s the plague at the worst time.
My gut is bulging vaguely and the cramps are just settling in. I groan at the messy haired brown eyed girl facing me in the mirror and she imitates me with just as much intensity. Today was going to be the worst.
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:06 PM
I’d probably stand there, trying not to look at him. all the while thinking. *HOLY GUACAMOLE! EDWARD FREAKIN’ CULLEN IS STANDING NEXT TO ME!…CRAP! CAN HE HEAR ME?? maybe i should whisper…yeah…he can’t hear me now*
then he’d start looking at me like i was a freak. Then…i’d start thinking *I wonder if i smell good to him???* then he’d really look at me like i was crazy.
Someone would get off of the elevator. Leaving us and only a couple more passengers. *I wonder what they smell like?* Now he is really looking at me like i’m a freak. *what? It’s not like you wouldn’t wonder too if you didn’t know.* At this point i would be looking straight at him from the corner of my eyes. He would smirk and look away, because he knows its true.
Once there was no one but the two of us left, i would speak!
“What’s a…V-A-M-P-I-R-E doing at a blood drive?” yes, i would spell it, thank you very much:))
The doors would open and he would reply:
“Renesmee got hungry” and smirk and walk away….then being the crazy person i am would wonder if she would get the blood i just donated.The Good ol’ O negative.
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:07 PM
well, obviously i would be standing by the buttons for all the floors when he walked in, safety precautions. As he stood next to me, because that would be the only open space on the elevator, i would casually lean in and sniff the collar of his shirt, as he stares adoringly at his reflection in the elevator door. As I take a whiff of his cologne, which i’m sure is just his scent, my eyes would slowly roll to the back of my head, and my knees would buckle. As I fall, I reach out and grab the first thing my hands find, one hand scraping against all 40 buttons for all 40 floors, and the second hand, would find Edward’s belt buckle, thus pulling him down on top of me. As I come to, I see Edward’s crooked smile looking down upon me. He quickly looks back up to the 40 lit up buttons in the elevator, then back down at me. He speaks velvety words in my ear. “Well, I guess we have a lot of time till we get to the 40th floor, whatever shall we do?” My heart melts as the crooked smile finds it way back upon his face.
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:09 PM
I would be like ohh my goodness((: it’s edward cullen && then i will stand on top of a table & sayy where is my jacobb:D!
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:11 PM
The smell of crisp bacon touches my nose in that same instant and I do everything in my power to stifle a blanch that’s been working at me since I woke up this morning.Alice no doubt was probably down stair’s attempting to put to test all the training I had been trying and failing to help her with. The girl was always too chipper in the morning’s unlike Esme and I who were apart of the morning Impaired we only woke if the house burned down, and it probably would with Alice fluttering free in the kitchen.
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:14 PM
*taps Edward on the shoulder and motion him to come close*
I like werewolves better… *slow motion walks away*
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:16 PM
I took a glimpse at myself one last time before I decided to put to rest any suspicion I had about whether last night was a dream or not. It was a dream and thinking so otherwise would have been ridiculous. Right? I hunched groggily and bustled down the stairs like one of the living dead. My eyes were barely opened but the sound of poping bacon and Alices hum led me directly to the kitchen. Big shocker there. I sigh trying to shake the bit’s of sleep out of my system but to no avail. I see my pixie face sister jumping around in the kitchen like it was a cook book musical all humming and Disney….so Alice..
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:16 PM
I’d go buy him a Costco pack of hand warmers.
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:17 PM
Okay, so this is what would happen.
He’d walk in, I’d be standing in the corner watching with my mouth wide open, eyes unblinking. He’d turn around smile his crooked smile and I’d shut my jaw really fast and my eyes would pop out of my head. Then I’d pretend to act all cool and stand next to him crossing my arms and say, “So, I hear you like mountain lions.”
LMFAO
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:18 PM
I would think how dazzled I am. Tap him on the shoulder point at my head and nod, hopefully convaying that I know he can read my mind. Then I’d procede to think a song in my head and we’d have a wicked awesome dance session right there in the elevator. Then I’d be worried because its “that time” for me and wish that he was a werewolf…:)
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:20 PM
She upset’s the pan of bacon and leaps back when the sizzles turn into snarls. As bad as I was feeling today I could use a laugh.
“Bella help” she squeak’s a bit frightened she clinks over towards me in those baby blue pumps that were illegal at school and surrender’s her fork and a stylish apron that I had no use for. I laughed and shook my head all at once reaching for the spoon and declining as far as the apron goes.
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:21 PM
Okay first…I’d stand there and compose myself….then I’d be like…Hey, aren’t you Edward Cullen? He’d be like yeah. I’d say: Wow this is great! Don’t you know Jacob Black?
He’d be like…*sigh*…yes…
I’d be like: Of course you do *grins* he’s banging your daughter!
Edward: *growls*
Me: Watch it Cullen or I’ll tell Aro *lowers sunglasses*
Edward: *growl* Volturi spy!
Me: *giggles* No…I just felt like messing with ya Eddie! But seriously though, I wanna join your family…I hear your friends with some hot wolf boys! They say…once you go pack…you don’t go back!
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:25 PM
well im a really shy person so i would probably not do anything and get relly nerves or if i was hipper or something i would just say hi and say im a fan and team edward and ask if i could take some pics n i would put them every where and tell my friends almost everyday which will really get on their nerves cause im always talking about Twilight. Oh i would also probably scream and jump up and down and be super happy but only after he can’t see me cause it would be embaressing and my face would be blushed red and be really hot.
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:27 PM
“Alice?”
“hmmm?”
“What were you thinking…you can barely get through my sessions alone”
I turn to look over to the side where she looms over me starring at the pot of bacon like it was a vile animal. She than grimaced and strolled towards the sink.
“I dont know…I just thought that since, you know..I could give you and Esme a treat” she admits somewhat sheepishly
“I know, but bacon Alice…I’d taken a simple sandwich” I chuckle declumping the bacon that stuck crisp to the pan. It was completely ruined there wasn’t an ounce of it that was safe to swallow down.I laugh to myself.
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:31 PM
Today is the day I think to myself starring at myself in the mirror but not fully understanding why I felt compelled to at the same time. I looked like any other distressed teenage girl who get’s the plague at the worst time.
My gut is bulging vaguely and the cramps are just settling in. I groan at the messy haired brown eyed girl facing me in the mirror and she imitates me with just as much intensity. Today was going to be the worst.The smell of crisp bacon touches my nose in that same instant and I do everything in my power to stifle a blanch that’s been working at me since I woke up this morning.Alice no doubt was probably down stair’s attempting to put to test all the training I had been trying and failing to help her with. The girl was always too chipper in the morning’s unlike Esme and I who were apart of the morning Impaired we only woke if the house burned down, and it probably would with Alice fluttering free in the kitchen.I took a glimpse at myself one last time before I decided to put to rest any suspicion I had about whether last night was a dream or not. It was a dream and thinking so otherwise would have been ridiculous. Right? I hunched groggily and bustled down the stairs like one of the living dead. My eyes were barely opened but the sound of poping bacon and Alices hum led me directly to the kitchen. Big shocker there. I sigh trying to shake the bit’s of sleep out of my system but to no avail. I see my pixie face sister jumping around in the kitchen like it was a cook book musical all humming and Disney….so Alice..
She upset’s the pan of bacon and leaps back when the sizzles turn into snarls. As bad as I was feeling today I could use a laugh.
“Bella help” she squeak’s a bit frightened she clinks over towards me in those baby blue pumps that were illegal at school and surrender’s her fork and a stylish apron that I had no use for. I laughed and shook my head all at once reaching for the spoon and declining as far as the apron goes.“Alice?”
“hmmm?”
“What were you thinking…you can barely get through my sessions alone”
I turn to look over to the side where she looms over me starring at the pot of bacon like it was a vile animal. She than grimaced and strolled towards the sink.
“I dont know…I just thought that since, you know..I could give you and Esme a treat” she admits somewhat sheepishly
“I know, but bacon Alice…I’d taken a simple sandwich” I chuckle declumping the bacon that stuck crisp to the pan. It was completely ruined there wasn’t an ounce of it that was safe to swallow down.I laugh to myself because I was thankful but still groggily. I guess my date tired me out last night. I guess Alice knew that and was trying to make it so that I wouldn’t have to wallow around trying to occupy myself with kitchen duties.
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:31 PM
JOHANNA AM I DONE HAHAHA???
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:31 PM
I would stare at him… blink 3 times to make sure i wasnt dreaming… and then say “BITE ME!” in the most serious tone possible!
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:32 PM
no!! It was getting really gaud jb I wonder what happened to her last night keep talking!!!
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:32 PM
fine…
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:36 PM
I would pretend that I dropped my laptop bag, and being the gentleman he is, he’d help me and I would say, “Thank you,” and then smile at him. And then I would ask if I could smell him or touch his hair. Hehe. It would be so random. And then I would offer him a blood cookie
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:36 PM
If he couldn’t read my mind I would look at him with the most serious expression and say:
“Edward Cullen, I have a very very important question to ask you….Do you like waffles? No? OK how about French toast? No? Hmm..pancakes perhaps?”
Yes I know he can’t really eat human food but its still pretty funny.
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:37 PM
After Alice watched the ash from the pan off her skinny small fingers she pushes back her small spiky hair and straightens up her uniform with a sneer that didn’t go unnoticed. She hated the thing…the forks colors were the 10 deadly sins of fashion to her. She’s just getting over the protesting phase 2 week’s into suspicion when she roamed forks hall’s nude. Yep apparently those I’d rather go naked than to wear fur protesting things weren’t a good influence. We all knew Alice would not let this go but it wouldn’t hurt to try right?
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:39 PM
Me: Hello.
Edward: Um.. hello.
Me: I like your grey peacoat.
Edward: Really?
Me: No, not really. **Edward makes sad face**
Me: I like Jake more.
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:41 PM
I would:
1. Push everyone else out of the freaking elevator, throw them out with my bare hands if I had to.
2. Push the Close Door Button. Push the button for the topmost level and then stop it with the emergency switch so no one could bother us.
3. Unwire the security camera.
4. Jump on Edward’s back and attack him with tiny kisses on his gorgeous head of hair.
5. Bite his neck.
6. Kiss him all over, from jaw line to the tip of his nose.
7. If he objects, I will tell him I have the Volturi on speed dial.
8. I will steal all of his clothes and through them down the elevator shaft.
9. Rape him. (No offense intended)
10. Tell him I have slapped Jacob a thousand times just for him.
11. Leave him a bottle of Bella’s blood (don’t ask where it came from…) and fly away through the elevator shaft with my vampire-like skills.
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:44 PM
“SOOOO how was your date with him anyways?” she asks in a very meddling voice I already began to recognize. She would drain me dry of any information I had worked too hard to forget. Last night was not something I’d like to relive, and I knew that the minute I woke up and realized that I was in fact on my period. I shook my head in refusal of her question and tried to get past her towards the sink with the ruined meat.
“Was it completely a waste of effort?” she asked expectantly
I shook my head.
“not completely..you’ve managed to avoid burning the holly hell out of it” I say turning the faucet on and letting cool water run on the spitting pan of oil.
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:45 PM
Obviously, I would think I was hallucinating,thats just such a surreal situation. SO the natural shock and stare. Second reaction would be to look for Bella, and if I didn’t see her at his eyes to see if she was in trouble.
Then in the very logical part of my mind, I would wonder why the heck Edward Cullen was on an elevator with me. I hate elevators.
Then I would probably cut my skin somewhere, making sure I drew blood. This is a safety measure, a plan to make him reveal himself.
When he did reveal himslef, I would whisper to him under my breath, becasue of course he could hear me. A few of the other people in the elevator may think I am crazy, but at that moment I would probably be thinking the same thing about myself.
When the few second elevator ride was done, I would probably wave goodbye, and be pleasantly joyful. There is no point persuing something i could never have. Unless there was no Bella….
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:46 PM
Hmm…
I would probably hand over my pet hedgehog and ask him to bite it.
Hopefully the hedgehog would live long enough to transform into a vampire cross breed and I could re-enact the whole Twilight Saga using tiny hedgehogs. Imagine little Bella Hedgehog and charmingly handsome Edward Hedgehog… They would make adorable hedgehog babies.
It would be like an intense science project, only cooler. I do believe that Carlisle would approve. ;P
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:47 PM
I would do a double take. After I got over that I would take my bag and whack him in the head with it and scream “HOW COULD YOU LEAVE BELLA YOU IDIOT! SHE ALMOST KILLED HERSELF AND ALL BECAUSE YOU’VE DELUDED YOURSELF INTO THINKING YOU’RE A DEVIL?!”
And if he doesn’t lose control and kill me than and there, I would remind him that pale is sooo last year.
Werewolves forever<3
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:50 PM
I’ll probably be still for about 10 minutes from the shock. When I’ve finally come to my senses, I would panicked and freak out while asking dear Edward to pinch me to see whether this is real. Then, I’ll jump up and down for joy and probably making a full of myself in front of him. After that, I’ll grab him and try kissing him while making him fall for me..lol..
it sounds a little silly..
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:50 PM
Alice has to laugh at her failure minutely as well before she shrug’s it off and get’s back to the matter at hand. She lean’s by my side over the linoleum kitchen counter and toy’s with her finger nails.
“Oh come on Bella spill it I know you have something positive to say about the date, you begged and begged me until I got this boy in the palm of you hands. I deserve to know how my match making went” she said raising her hand’s to touch one another and starring intent me and promisingly into my eyes. “It cant be that bad” she pressed.
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:52 PM
okay i take a stab at it:
Scene: in the elevator
” why so many people ugh!” i thought as i see the multiude covering me from the front.
” Could may day get any worse.” The door of the elevator opened the people in front of me give space to the new person. From the already clastrophobic elevator.My jaw drops, my heart races, and thought swirm through my head.
” OMJ its edward okay at cool Ana.” i try to fix my posture to make it seem causual and not uptight.
” wait think of something smart, no say something nice about him, wait do not think at all he can read your mind.” i glanced his way to see if he heard any of it, he grew into a wide smile, yep he read my thoughts.
” Okay akward.” i thought
” no its acutally amusing Ana.” he said half giggling his sentence.
” okay say something nice, clever, no sexy, smart flirtatious…”
” so i hear your into lambs well baaaaaa!” i said in my thoughts. He chuckled.
” Okay that was bad.”
” yeah it was, anyway i’m married you should know that stephen did write about me you know.”
” Yeah i kinda notice you did put a ring on it.” i thought as i did the single ladies hand movement.
” So you like your wolf.”
” Yeah jacobs pretty hot, he causes gobal warmin in my…” i didn’r finish the sentence. It was enough said my thoughts were corrupted, but since hes edward he know the rest.
” Cant ensure you jacob but…” he took out his phone and looked thorugh his phone book. ” How bout seth?”
” hey any wolf is a good wolf for me, tell him we can break dance any time. Or fire dance same thing.” i giggled. The people in front of us looked back, i completly forgot about them, they must think were crazy but all well anyways. The elevator rang.
” well this my stop.” edward sighed.
” Nice meeting you Ana.”
” You to edward.” He left the elevator. All i could do was squeal and dance around the little space i had.
” Ahh that coversation was so cool.” i finally said after my squealing was overing. A man next to me winked ” You waan a have a conversation with me baby, my eyes can be topaz if you want.” He spoke while he was trying to do his best flirtation face.
” Sorry i like my warm blooded.”
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:54 PM
Look at him and say with a serious face, “Are you from Tennesse? Cause you’re the only ten I see.”
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:55 PM
Me: [watches him step in with an absolute look of shock and awe on my face]
Edward: [averts his gaze, looking uncomfortable]
Me: [spluttering, realising i've been staring at him like a fish] Um, hi, um, look, i was just, um, oh god this sounds so stupid…
Edward: [looks irritated]
Me: look, i’m really sorry, and you probably get this all the time, but are you… [looks around shiftily, then drops voice to a whisper]… Edward Cullen?!
Edward:[looks at me in alarm, and quickly presses the button for the next floor. he remains silent until the doors open, and then drags me out with him, unable to contain a slight growl] Are you insane?!
Me: Um, what?
Edward: [sighs] Sorry. Last time someone said my name out loud in public, I got mobbed and had to use my superhuman strength to get out of there.
Me: Oh. Sorry. So you ARE Edward Cullen?
Edward: [looks amused] Yes, I am.
Me: Um, oh my god, ok Lucy, breathe, holy crap Edward CULLEN! [notices him looking at me] Oops. Sorry. I guess I just didn’t expect to see you here. In Australia. One of the sunniest places on earth.
Edward: Yeah, it’s a bit of a pain really, but Bella wanted to come here for a holiday, and I agreed, on the condition that we stayed in a hotel with luxury facilities, so I wouldn’t rip the place apart from boredom.
Me: Fair enough. Look, um…
Edward: You know, why don’t you come with me? I was just going back up to the suite - Alice and Emmett are here as well - and I’m sure they’d enjoy meeting a local. So, how ’bout it?
Me: [completely gobsmacked, unable to form words]
Edward: [rolls his eyes and begins to drag me back towards the elevator] Come on…
I know, I have too much time on my hands
Hope you guys like my contribution!
Love from Australia! xx
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:55 PM
hmmmm…
well i have a number of possibilties of what i would do.
1. stare. and try not to think about how hot he is. hehe heh
2. ask him for a autograph (lame right)
me: can i have your autograph?
eddie: uuuhh… sure
me: coolio! here (hands over all twilight merch. and a pair of jeans)
eddie: uhh… why do you have all of this stuff?
me: because that is what fangirls do. we have a bunch of stuff involving. unless they are team jacob
eddie: team jacob you say? interesting…
me. VERY! i am on your team, by the way *blush*
eddie: *signs* id love you if bella were dead
me: oh whats that alice? oh edward she said bellas dead. for real this time.
eddie: *briedf moment of suicdal thoughts* oh well
*run off into the distance together*
3. cut off a piece of his hair, and when he looks at me, whistle and secretly sniff the hair, planning to make an edward clone.
personally i like the thrid option
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:56 PM
I was waiting in an elevator just like…well, whenever anyone does get in an elevator but you get my point. So there I was just waiting there leaning against wall of the elevator eyes closed waiting to get to the top floor of like the biggest building EVER when I smell the most AMAZING thing ever. I swear it was like doughnuts with a mix of roses but ya know.. So I open my eyes to the most beautiful thing in the world and I don’t mean beautiful I mean B-E-A-U-TIFUL, more gorgeous then a unicorn. Can you believe that? I stood there frozen looking at the other people mouth hangin’ open staring at him pointing at him like I was hypnotized. “Oh my god. Oh my god. OH. MY. GOD.” Are you kidding people! That’s Edward Cullen! The most beautiful, gorgeous, stunning, adorable, cute, and FREAKING AMAZING CREATURE/THING IN THE WORLD!!! He looked back at me grinning his evilly hot side smile at me. The weirdest noise came out of my mouth as I screamed Edward’s name. My face turns as red as it could and I bowed to his feet. …I really bowed to his feet..and kissed them several times.. you’d think they taste like anyone else’s feet but WOW like ice-cream with a really big fat juicy cherry on it.. I sighed in pleasure backed away staring back at him with a big smile on my face…but I kinda realized later…It was the pizza boy from down the street..wearing glitter..and it was doughnut and roses I smelt and the mind reading thing… yeah we just thought I was cute, smiled just like any other guy trying to flirt…awkward.
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:56 PM
“ha!” I think to myself but I just continue to scrub at the grubby pan enforcing all of the strength I could conjure on this early Monday morning. Monday bloody Monday, I think bitterly and the irony is just starting to sink in a second later. I don’t laugh about it. Alice get’s my attention by bumping hips with me. “Bella” she caution’s “If you don’t tell me I will hear it in school and you know who I’ll go to..” she begins the threat in such a lilting voice with no strength behind it. She knew I’d cave and tell, I always did because her threat’s usually involved confronting a party because I was too shy to speak up.
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:57 PM
I would just think about Isle Esme while he was there, reading my mind. As the elevator stops and the doors open, I turn to him, saying ‘I think you have a feather in your hair’, and brush my fingers along his temple. I turn and walk away, giving him something to think about.
Then when I’m out of sight, the squeeing and fainting begins~
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:57 PM
Hey who ever is writing the story with Alice and Bella what’s it called?
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:58 PM
I wuzzzzz jus thinkin the same thing Kendle J. It’s very funneh. lol
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:58 PM
I would be staring, mouth agog until the bell dinged, and I would panic while some of the other people got off, terrified he might leave. As the doors closed, I would step in front of him and face that glorious visage and inquire what happened to Bella. Upon finding out that she and Renesmee were on vacation in Tahiti (Bella awkwardly plotting to give little Nessie “the talk”), I would sheepishly ask for a photograph, autograph, and if he would please give my boyfriend “Edward Lessons” on Thursday nights at 7. He would agree, and I would do a little dance of joy, exchanging phone numbers and addresses, and after I was sure he was out of thought-hearing range I would begin my plot to travel to Volterra in a request to be changed… Or offer to be the Volturi’s accountant.
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:59 PM
haha. I DUNNO JUST GOING OFF HEAD HERE FOR MY FRIEND JUST A NAMELESS FAN FIC I GUESS.
October 22nd, 2009 at 8:00 PM
Grab his arm and Shout “BEAM US UP, SCOTTIE!”
October 22nd, 2009 at 8:00 PM
It’s great tho you got a few mistakes but It’s good..
October 22nd, 2009 at 8:00 PM
KEEEEEEP GOING JB!!!
October 22nd, 2009 at 8:01 PM
lick him. that’s all. just lick him.
October 22nd, 2009 at 8:05 PM
After I’m satisfied enough of the amount of waste I had scrubbed away I adjust the faucet and turn to face her eager eyes so wide and perplexed like a child anticipating a christmas present. I could just leave her hanging…she’s never done anything like that to me and if I could tell anyone anything it was Alice. She was my sister and my best friend. With a small grin she awaited my explanation.
I convey up his face and a smile that I’m not even aware of creeps up on my anxious face. My heart shamelessly thrashes against my rib cage and I feel like a fool once I realize that I’m just standing there grinning like an idiot. I try to talk but I dont know where to began or where to end. There were so many things…so many memories.
October 22nd, 2009 at 8:09 PM
Well, first i’d pinch myself to make sure i wasn’t dreaming, of course then i’d fly my hands to waft some air toward him so that he could take in my scent (i like to think i’d smell like some roses and fruit). If that didn’t work i’d break out into some swing numbers and start talking about this amazing book called Twilight that described a guy oddly like him, and ask if he’d read it. Ooo and i’d start talking in my head about how cool it would be if my boyfriend could read my mind so that he’d know what he did wrong. Then i’d say he had gorgeous eyes, to which he’d reply “all the better to see you with” then my heart with do a little irish jig, Then i’d tell him that he had the most defined jaw i had ever seen, and ask if it was all the better to eat me with. Which would be cool with me, as long as at the last minute he decided that i might as well become a vampire, then BAM we’d live happily ever after.
October 22nd, 2009 at 8:10 PM
but there was that dream to and with that the smile was gone off my face. I scratch the back of my head and sigh bitterly but when I see the confusion I grant her a reluctant smile and tell her what I truly thought of our date. “It was amazing…” I say but I can tell the lack of enthusiasm in my voice throw’s her off balance. She quirks up a brow and stares at me. “details…Bella I like my stories with a bit of mystery but a little detail never hurt either”
October 22nd, 2009 at 8:10 PM
HAHAHA!
October 22nd, 2009 at 8:10 PM
ooo i forgot about how i would first say “nice bouffant, and pea coat, you have a bad boy air to you…that’s hot…i don’t mean you are…well you are….but you’re not technically…and…crap.
October 22nd, 2009 at 8:13 PM
I move my lips to tell her something but it wasn’t the exact truth and I felt guilty knowing that I would lie to her but it was a lot better than the truth.
“G’morning girls”
Esme’s cheerful voice greet’s us from the living room. We both greet her as well as she enter’s the kitchen and turn’s on the coffee maker with a prolong yawn. Her camel brown hair is caught up into a very detailed ponytail and as she walks past us kissing us on the cheak she thank’s Alice.
October 22nd, 2009 at 8:16 PM
I’d walk up to him and say..”So sexy, every part of you hard 24/7.”
October 22nd, 2009 at 8:21 PM
im in the elevator,with other ordinary people, the door opens…oh.my.gosh.!i look over and see robbert walk in he looks at me and smiles a small smile,and stands next to me,oh.my.gosh!saying to my self in a high pitched voice. i gulp, get goosse bumps, my hearts pounding,im sweating,afraid to stare, cant help staring, hes there next.to.me.!(this is your one and only moment that god loves you say something.)i turn to him: so, how are you? how has your day been?hopefully he talks,im a huge fan,could i get a picture with you? something like that
October 22nd, 2009 at 8:23 PM
Knowing my extreme reactions, I would blush until I turn purple and when he notices the increase in blood pressure in me, I would automaticaly pale when he turns to look at me (which I have done before). Then I’d simply state at him, giggle hysterically, and eventually say “hi” in such a small voice that only he would hear me. I would probably do something stupid right after, like rub against him and drop my phone on purpose in front of his feet so that when he hands it back to me, I can ‘accidentally’ stroke his hand. Then I’d pretend to look for signal to send a text but really take a couple of pictures of him with my phone.
oh, and as soon as I leave the elevator, i’d squeal and scream and text my friends.
October 22nd, 2009 at 8:30 PM
I would die…probably not, I’d probably start crying.
October 22nd, 2009 at 9:13 PM
I’d strike up a nice conversation with him, and then eventually I’d ask:
“How does my hair look? Personally I think it would better covered in feathers…”
Bow chicka wow.
October 22nd, 2009 at 9:14 PM
*look better
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:45 PM
Pretend to trip on my way out of the elevator, then give myself a paper cut and act really dizzy! Then he couldnt leave me alone!!!!
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:46 PM
“Hi! I’m Team Edward!”
October 23rd, 2009 at 7:47 AM
Haha, your reactions are hilarious people. I would probably do something of the same though. I’d hyperventilate and faint, falling into his arms and we would walk off into the sunset … And then I would wake up and he’d be giving me a weird look …
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:14 AM
I think I would look shocked and then I would probably faint xD
October 25th, 2009 at 10:32 AM
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July 26th, 2010 at 8:38 AM
i want to get a kiss from edward cullen,i love him so much.