How Twilight Should Have Ended - A Parody
Saturday, December 12th, 2009I thought this was quite hilarious!
Thanks to the oh so awesome Charlie Bewley for tweeting it!


I thought this was quite hilarious!
Thanks to the oh so awesome Charlie Bewley for tweeting it!
Hahahahaha. xD Kaleb, you’re awesome.
This original piano piece was composed by J.deOliveira after he was inspired by the Twilight Saga.
You can download this extended version of this song song for free right HERE, thanks to the composer!
What do you think?
I thought this was very clever! Just a little wierd with the all the effects, but awesome anyway.
LYRICS (by Matt Sullivan)
You’re in the woods with your vampire Edward Cullen
He’s always whining and complaining, he’s so sullen
He doesn’t get you’re human like I doI’m at the gym, it’s a typical Tuesday night
Lifting the kind of weights he doesn’t like
And he’ll never know your family like I doBut he sparkles, and I’m so hairy
He’s so sexy and I’m so scary
Dreaming bout the day when you’ll wake up and find
that you hate vampires and love caninesIf you could see that I’m the wolf who understands you
Been here all along so why can’t you see?
You belong with me
You belong with meHangin’ out in Forks, while he’s in Italy
I can’t help thinking this is how it ought to be
Howling at the moon thinkin’ to myself
Hey, isn’t Ed sleazy?And you’ve got a beauty that could light up this whole town
Haven’t seen it since he brought those biters around
You say you’re fine, I know you better than that
Hey, Whatcha doing with a sucker so wack?He’s so pale, I’m so tan
He’s kinda bitchy and I’m all man
Dreaming bout the day when you’ll wake up and find
that you hate vampires and love caninesIf you could see that I’m the wolf who understands you
I’m down on all fours, so why can’t you see?
You belong with me
Source: 4tnz.com
This is absolutely HILARIOUS though.
Chris Weitz: Some abbage for your cabbage. xD


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